im going to be sharing the stage with lights and down with webster

this is pretty cool

chroniczipsandbongrips:

there are two types of people in this world

those who smoke pot and those who need to

(via t-wat-ever)

surf4ces:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(via cummander-in-chief)

Do not confuse great sex for love darling.

(Source: girlslovesextoo, via skinnyjeansandalcohol)

gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

all the time

(via cummander-in-chief)